microsoft tull'r
"i've got one thing to do, and thats my work. you can get some coffee if you like"
unix tull'r thought to himself
"i've got two nutz and this guys got ballz stuck in his mouth probably. i need coffee anyway but this guys a weirdo. i thought coding was for like reasonable things hes like, wearing off like a damn bananna with a tie and everything. if these guys had a job working out some more simpler things maybe id see some kind of result coming out of like years before like i knew i even had something to do like something constructive. talking to a banana like this guys ... shitto .... im like thinking wheres his mom i bet she wears sun tan lotion for fending off the burglars. this guys giving me a smell like kids didnt make it that far. id see myself in a library beyond this point"
